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Resident Evil 5 [14 Mar 2009|04:31am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]


Also, the axe guy is still unbalanced.

Also, the motorcycle twerps pissed me off.

The inventory system is so much better in some ways (persistent weapon upgrades!) and so much worse in others (9 slots is not enough space!)

Why are there no spinels? I liked spinels better...

You know why Chris is badass? Leon was badass because he was Leon Fucking Kennedy. Chris just has a really bad case of 'roid rage. Look at those arms and tell me I'm wrong.

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movie reviews: [15 Feb 2009|04:03am]
[ mood | headache ]

Coraline: Creeeeeeepyyyyyy

The Happening (netflix): I am offended that you people think the protagonist is like me.

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our marriage is over [13 Feb 2009|02:04am]
[ mood | distressed ]

My wedding present to my wife is broken, I hope this doesn't mean divorce!

For those of you that like abbreviations: RROD.

It'll come out of Gates's pockets; sources say two weeks (and my source's broke in January so he should know...)

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Res evil 5 [26 Jan 2009|11:19pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Resident Evil 5 demo is out, but I can't play it because I won't give M$ money...

On the plus side, Resident Evil: Degeneration was awesome. Terrible movie, but great watch-a-video-game-as-if-it-were-a-movie!

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chroooooome [02 Sep 2008|08:27pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I'm posting from chrome! That is all.

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scrabulous [04 Aug 2008|08:18pm]
I stopped playing scrabulous months ago, long before the copyright monster ate it, but I still load the page every day because the bookmark never made it out of my folder of "things to check daily". Every single day since it went down, facebook has reported a DIFFERENT error message for why scrabulous isn't there...
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PSA [10 Apr 2008|03:38pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

Despite what Nature would have you believe, I am not using drugs. Thank you.


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Yes, my wife actually said this [29 Jul 2007|09:17pm]
[ mood | sick ]

At the rehearsal dinner, while discussing M&Ms:

"Wait, why is there an M on it?"

Now, in her defense, these were the special printed M&Ms that said "Kristen and Steven," and she'd somehow thought that they said "Kristen and Steven M.", and was understandably confused.

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Journal of Virology [19 Jan 2007|06:57pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Air was removed from the chamber and the mice died, which proves that mice require air.

Ten points if you can figure out the purpose of that sentence. Emphasis is not added. Internet searching is not cheating.

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wii code [06 Jan 2007|05:29pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

4187 9664 5033 1247 is me

kendra, dandan, i expect codes from you...

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[30 Nov 2006|04:08am]
[ mood | irritated ]

Okay, while this isn't far from the truth, I HATE THIS QUIZ WITH A PASSION. I have never in my life taken a more poorly designed quiz than this one. The UI is so bad that it makes not-iTunes mp3 player interfaces look user-friendly. DO NOT TAKE THIS STUPID QUIZ.
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I'm moving to England [10 Oct 2006|01:20am]
[ mood | jealous ]

I'm moving to England, where I can drive a tank!


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Shocking [31 Aug 2006|09:19pm]
[ mood | working ]

Shocking, but one of the first things I learned in grad school is that you cannot completely neglect basic psychology. There is "individual responsibility", and there is "group responsibility", but there simply is no level in between that, where "everyone is individually responsible for their own work, but also you're expected to all have answers identical in content but not in form".

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[09 Jul 2006|04:42pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]


I'm part of the majority, although I'm pretty sure I can guess at how this works.

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way to cover your ass, Christianity [15 Jun 2006|08:24pm]
[ mood | angry ]


The highlight:

HONG KONG (AP) - Famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking said Thursday that the late Pope John Paul II once told scientists they should not study the beginning of the universe because it was the work of God.

The British author...said that the pope made the comments at a cosmology conference at the Vatican.

Hawking, who didn't say when the meeting was held, quoted the pope as saying, "It's OK to study the universe and where it began. But we should not enquire into the beginning itelf because that was the moment of creation and the work of God."


Apparently, the Pope didn't say science shouldn't ask those questions...it said science CAN'T ask those questions. Yes, as if that was better...

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Social Commentary [24 May 2006|05:44pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Real quote, from me: "What's that other word for winos? Oenophiles?"

I think I just offended a lot of people.

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[30 Mar 2006|03:18pm]
[ mood | busy ]

You are a

Social Moderate
(43% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(63% permissive)

You are best described as a:


Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
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Vader could so beat Gandalf [27 Feb 2006|10:54pm]
[ mood | determined ]

I mean, even if you don't count the Death Star, Vader would clearly win.

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My personality [15 Feb 2006|10:48pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

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Schnitzel [03 Feb 2006|11:00pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

There was this scene, where the schnitzel was falling on the kid's heads, and then one of them stuck it up his nose....I literally can't type it without stopping to laugh.

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